Do not adjust your computer- I am not an angry oompa-loompa with a green beard. My mommy (and I use that term loosely) has made this vile fluorescent green stuff she calls peas, and she's trying to pass it off as food. I am a vault- it will not pass my lips no matter what you try...
What's this? Bright orange stuff. STOP, Mommy! Are you trying to kill me? I don't care if I have to wear glasses, you are not shoving another spoonful of carrots in my mouth. Hey, I just thought of something, since mommy and daddy wear glasses I'll most likely wear glasses! Okay woman- don't try using this "healthy" mumbo-jumbo on me...where's the Bitter biscuit? Oreo? Lorna Doone? Don't worry- Jakie knows where all the good stuff is hidden...Editor's Note: To date, Lilija will not eat peas (not even if you disguise them). She does however, like carrots. Her favorites to date are bananas, pears, applesauce, plums, and sweet potatoes.
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Have you been talking to the Godfather lately? He keeps telling me I have to wear glasses because I don't like cooked carrots. I think it is a lie. Keep up the good fight, vegetables are evil. Go for the chocolate and coffee. I am sure that is next on the list of foods to try.
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